Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway
EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.
- A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY
- A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING
- A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME
- YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY
AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS. UNTIL, SAY, AUGUST 2015. A FULL YEAR. LONG ENOUGH, RIGHT?
LET’S DO THIS THING.
I don't think kids should be exposed to gay relationships.
It's introducing children to sexuality! They're too young for that!
So when a prince and princess kiss in a Disney movie, are they introduced to sexuality? When the prince and the princess get married and have a child, is that introducing your child to sexuality?
NO! But if they see a man and a man, or a woman and a woman together... they're going to start asking questions! Like how a man and a man can... you know, do anything together.
You think the only thing people think when they see a gay couple is "I wonder how they have sex"? Furthermore, you think a CHILD is going to even know what that means? When the prince and the princess kiss, does your 4 year old daughter ask, "mommy, how do people have intercourse"? No. She just sees two people in love. If you remember when you were a kid, you probably didn't think about sex every time you saw two people happy together.
But it'll bring up all kinds of questions, it'll confuse my child!
Then be a fucking parent and explain it to your child. The only question that might be brought up is "mom, why don't you want gay people to be happy?". And when you don't have a good answer for that question, you can look your child in the eye and say "It's because I'm a bigot".
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE A HOPELESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE YOU CAN NEVER CALL YOURS
Meeting of the Ships Involving Gray Fullbuster
Alright this meeting of the Gray-ships is now in session! Grultear, how have you been?
Well Old Ultear didn't disagree with the waitress-girl in the last episode about Gray being handsome so we're cool
Great. How about you Graylu?
Well the Lucy article where she said Gray was her number 2 choice for a husband was pretty—
Psh, that was ages ago
Oh yeah? When have you had a recent moment?
We've had moments! We just...can't remember them right now...
Ha! Told you
WE DID HAVE MOMENTS
NO YOU HAVEN'T
YES WE HAVE
Please everyone just calm down!
*pushes Grayza #1 out of the way* ALL OF YOU SHUT UP YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVEN'T HAD A CANON INTERACTION IN LIKE 100 CHAPTERS AND YOU ALL ARE COMPLAINING ABOUT RECENT THINGS
#2 just calm yourself
DON'T TELL ME TO CALM DOWN #1
WELL I WOULDN'T HAVE TO IF YOU HADN'T BARGED IN
IT WAS A GOOD THING I DID YOU SHOULD START GETTING INTO THE ACTION TOO SOMETIMES
WELL WHAT IF WE JUST SIT BACK AND BE HAPPY FOR THEM
WE SHOULDN'T BE HAPPY WE SHOULD BE ANGRY AND JEALOUS ESPECIALLY AT GRUVIA
OR MAYBE WE SHOULD STAY HAPPY BECAUSE THAT WAY WE'RE THE ONLY SANE ONES HERE
WE'RE NOT INSANE!
*crying* We haven't had an interaction since Tenroujima...
*crying* Hang in there buddy
*barges in through the door* OUR SHIPS GONNA BE CANON, OUR SHIPS GONNA BE CANON
*runs in after them* *deep breath*
Grayza #1, Grayza #2, Graylu, Gruvia, Nali:
SHUT THE HELL UP NALU
GrayLo and Gratsu: